yeah so i was at my friends house (im a girl hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like your just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
The Twitter Mandela Hall Of Shame
When the right side of history doesn’t forget.
Whoa. Props the watchdogs.
Nothing’s more refreshing than a politician getting called out for their shit.
Good on ya, Twitter.
They call us the global generation, we are known for our entitlement and our narcissism. Some say it’s because we’re the first generation where every kid gets a trophy just for showing up. Others think it’s because social media allows us to post every time we fart or have a sandwich for all the world to see. But it seems that our one defining trait is a numbness to the world, an indifference to suffering. I know I did anything I could to not feel. Sex, drugs, booze. Just take away the pain, take away my mother and my asshole father and the press and all the boys I loved who wouldn’t love me back.
what the fuck
What in the actual fuck?
My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…
serious mind fuck
Gets me every time
This is genius.
every single person in the world has to see this